You can make a large one, or several mini ones (pita bread makes the "perfect" mini pizza!) in no time at all.
Gather all your ingredients: pizza crusts or pita bread, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, peperoni, sausage, black olives, whole red and green peppers (be sure to slice them long ways in long and short, thin pieces).
Take your crust, add a layer of sauce, then the cheese. Then make little faces all around the pizza with the peppers, olives and other goodies. Bake according to package instructions.
This might be fun to do, to freak everyone out, on pizza night!
*Bwah-ha ha ha !* (evil laugh)